In follow up to my previous post about people who insist on including huge, silly signatures in every e-mail they send, I have written the following. I hope my loyal readers will be able to put it to good use in defending themselves (okay, maybe in retaliation) against bandwidh and hard drive space-hogging e-mail signature offenders:
********************************************** This text is intended solely to take up space and occupy as much screen real estate, Internet bandwidth, and hard disk space as possible. If successful, it will also be longer than the actual body of the message itself. Toward that end, it will be attached not only to messages that I originate, but to all replies and forwards, too -- just in case you missed it the first time. If you received this message in error (which of course, would likely be my fault...), you should think of some really scary sounding legal jargon and be worried that my organization will send you threatening e-mails drafted by our cadre of lawyers if you don't delete it straight away. Although we would have no way to know, so it's really just a bunch of hooey. **********************************************
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